Passing drug tests is not just about swallowing some magic jell. Drug tests have become very advanced at catching cheaters these days, and given the sometimes-dire consequences of failing one, any effort to pass a drug test needs to be carefully planned. Here's a quick guide to your options.
But really, is there a jell you can swallow to help in a drug test?
Well, we won't say an absolute no to this, because it's perfectly feasible that someone could develop a working detox product that comes in jell form. That said, most detox products either come in the form of a drink or pills, or maybe as a chewable tablet, because these are easier to package and consume.
If you've heard rumors about eating a jell to pass a drug test, it may be because of the Sure-Jell method, which is mostly dismissed by seasoned stoners. This involves drinking an unpleasant jelly-like mixture and washing it down with a gallon of water. At best this will only have a dilution effect, which might cause you to fail the adulterant test.
Given what's at stake, it makes more sense to either detox yourself naturally or invest in a good detox kit.
Rather than trying to pass with magical jells, you could just stop using and detox naturally. You'll of course need to start this some time in advance, especially if you've been a heavy weed or coke user, but you can also get kits that will help your detox along and still protect you if a drug test comes up before you finish.
The quick solution
A detox period is also an ideal time to pick up some good lifestyle habits, such as dropping the junk food in favor of food made from fresh, healthy ingredients. You should also make an effort to exercise more if you're rather inactive. This doesn't need to involve running or working out, because even a brisk walk can be helpful. All this will not only help your detox—it will also help you get a healthier body.
A natural detox is always the preferred way to pass a drug test, but you won't always have enough time to prepare. A good detox drink can therefore help you pass a drug test in as little as an hour, although it's still advisable to abstain from drugs in the days before a test.
You'll rarely find a drink that explicitly claims to be for drug tests, because this tends to attract unwanted government attention, but that is their intended purpose. On drinking one, your urinary system should go up a gear and begin expelling the toxins from your bladder (through more urination). After about an hour, assuming you've managed to pee a couple of times, you should be ready for your test. Don't take too long, though, because your urine will revert to its original state after about five hours.